02/20/07, 17:06

Tile Made Easy

Tile Made EasyTile Made Easy Attention: If you are serious about doing this yourself while saving time and money then. "Discover How People All Over The World Are Saving Buckets Of Cash By Taking Advantage Of My Simple To Follow Videos And Pissing Off A Lot Of Tile Setters" Your Friends and Family Will Be Amazed When They See The Professional Tile Job You Have Done Within Just A Short Time Of Watching My Videos. There Is No Substitute For The Skill You Are About To Learn And The Money You Are Going To Save! From the desk of: Randy Davis Date: D ear future tile setter, The internet is full of big fat liars. Well, maybe not all of them. However, it's hard to know who to trust when everyone and their brother claims to be an expert at something. I'm not going to lie to you and tell you that everyone who watches my videos will be able to grab their tools, jump in the nearest pick-up truck they can find, and start making a living setting tile. That's ridiculous. As with anything, becoming a professional takes practice. Besides, most people are to lazy to turn this into a full-time profession. However, assuming you have an average IQ of a twelve year old and the motivation it takes to pick up a few tools and watch me on TV for two hours you can do this and do a damn good job too! However, just so that you don't think I'm some weirdo who is just trying to take you for a ride I want to let you in on something. 5 Reasons why you should believe my package is everything I say and more.
1. First of all I'm not just a "tile setter". I'm also a certified teacher. Anyone can "show" someone how to lay tile but can they teach them? Well, look at my credentials. I spent five years of my life working for the State Rehabilitation Center of Mississippi where I taught troubled teens and disabled veterans how to master many lines of work. Have you ever read a book or watched a how-to video and asked yourself, "Huh? What the heck did I just learn" as if someone filled your head with hot air? Well, you will not get that from my videos. I'm very precise and I teach it in a way that you can understand and pick up what I'm saying fairly quickly. I am trained to do so. 2. I have worked in the ceramic tile industry for over 20 years. I've done just about every kind of tile job you can think of many times over.
Here are just a few of the places I've worked for: University Of Southern Mississippi - Pier One Imports - Several Applebee's Restaurants - Wards Restaurants - Burger King - Moore's Funeral Home - Barnhills - The Pain Center - Subway sandwich shops - Wal Oil gas stations - Anderson's Paint of Hattiesburg - B And S Appliances Hattiesburg - Engle Construction - Sunny Grove bed and breakfast - West Lake Manor Retirement Home - Forrest General Hospital William Carey College - Seashore Retirement Community If you prefer individuals that you can call personally and check their references call me and I will be happy to give you a list of numbers. However, I can't do it on this web page because it gets thousands of hits a month and I do not want my clients to kill me. 3. I am a real person! I do not hide behind a P. O. Box. My home phone is listed at the end of this page. So if my package is not everything I say and more you can call me and cuss me to the moon. And you can do it in front of my wife! 4. While most people will only guarantee their product for 30 days I give you 8 weeks! It's simple. If my package isn't everything I say simply request a refund. No questions asked.
I don't care if you break my CD in half, mix it in with two tons of manure and use it to fertilize your plants! I am still going to give you your money back! Period! Try getting a guarantee like that from Joe Schmoe's info package. Bottom line: You will not find this being sold from some guy on an infomercial that knows about as much about setting tile as a monkey knows how to ride a bike! This is a real educational course that comes with years of pride and experience. 5. No waiting for your mail to arrive! After your order you are sent directly to a private download page where you can download all my videos straight from your home computer. So you can literally be watching my videos within minutes of placing your order! Burn it to a dvd if you like or simply watch it on your monitor! N ote: Orders will also be sent to your home. So you get both access to our private site where you can download the videos and our entire package by snail mail! Never downloaded videos online? I'll show you. It is literally as easy as clicking a few buttons. If you like I have no problem mailing them to you. However, I seriously doubt you'll find that necessary once you see how easy it is. Ok back to the meat. Why get my videos? Well let me ask you a question.
Who wants some stranger in their house leaving a big mess while charging you a fortune for a so-called "good job" when you can do it yourself for less than the price of one box of tile? I sure as heck don't and neither do you or you wouldn't be here. It's almost ridiculous when you think about it! Have you ever watched someone lay tile? It's really not that hard once you know the do's and don'ts. The tricky part is not making any mistakes. There are some mistakes that may seem small but can cost you the entire job. I'm going to show you how to get it right the first time. I am serious when I say learning to set tile is as easy as watching me and doing it yourself. There is nothing to it! I can hear you now, "Ok Randy what's the catch? Surely it can not be this easy. " That's just it, it is! When using the shortcuts I'm going to reveal to you in my videos, any tile job is easy! Plus. the videos really aren't that long. Sure, I could have filled them up with tons of fluff to impress you but that's not what you want, is it? In each video I get straight to the point and walk you through it step by step. As a matter of fact the total time of the videos is only about two hours. It may not sound like a lot but, like I said, I get straight to the point so that you can literally watch as you lay your own tile while getting the job done quickly and effectively! There is simply no reason for you not to get my videos.
It is all here. Everything you could possibly need to know about setting tile is right in front of you. So what exactly can you expect to get out of two hours of 100% freshly packaged meat? Making Cuts On The Cutter Board. As with anything, there is a right way and a wrong way. Warning: Do this the wrong way and it could cost you a lot of money in broken tile. I'm going to show you the correct way to cut your tile to ensure you get the slice you need. Don't worry it is as easy as doing what I do! Making Cuts With The Tile Saw. See it in action! You may not even need the saw but just in case you do I show you exactly how to use it safely and effectively. Watch Cutting Around Faucets, Jams And Wall Plugs. Sound difficult? Once you watch this video, not only will you be able to perform this task effectively but with speed. You will not believe just how easy it can be! Using The Tile Nippers (When And How).
This is another critical task that could cost you big if not done correctly. However, once you master this bad boy you can literally cut the time of your tile job in half! Sizing The Joints. The size of your joints can mean the difference between a professional tile job and an amateur job gone bad. However, using this one short cut I'm going to show you, you could not only save the entire tile job but it is so effective that. your friends will swear you've been doing this for years! Installing Backer-Board. How hard can it be? A hammer and a few nails and you're ready to go right? Not so fast. First, let's go over the do's and dont's. The last thing I want you to do is end up ripping it up and starting over. Watch as I walk you through the correct process. See How To Lay It Out. Don't go by your instincts alone.
Watch my video as we get this down to a simple science using up-to-date short cuts that even many seasoned tile setters don't know about! How To Mix And Spread Thin-Set. Without proper instructions you could waste a lot of thin-set (and money) trying to figure this one out! You don't want to mix your thin-set to thin and you sure as heck don't want lumps in it! I will show you exactly how to mix it to a perfect stir. It is easy as one, two, three! How To Grout Ceramic Tile! It's really simple once you learn it. Let's make sure you get it right the first time by leaving no pinholes in your grout (trust me they are ugly). I'm also going to show you the easiest way to clean it so you don't end up with smudges covering your beautiful tile job! Stop! Don't just take my word for it. View our free demo! Simply click below and watch the video for yourself! Click here for our demo! (opens up in new window) Note for dial up users: Yes, some of our videos are bigger than others and may take longer for you to load. However, you also have the option of downloading the videos on your hard drive. This way, once they are downloaded, you can watch them over and over without waiting. Plus: For those that would rather have the videos in their hands we will send them to you by snail mail for just 6. 95 extra for shipping and handling. We will ship anywhere in the world. We have every angle covered! New! Videos are now DVD ready.
After we ship them to your home, you simply pop them in your DVD player and watch them on your TV! I can hear you now, "Oh great Randy. You mean I have to watch hours of videos? I don't have time for this huge learning curve. " Once again, I keep it short and sweet. There is no need to drag it out. I've got this down to a science. The videos are literally made so that you can watch as you lay your tile! I've simply taken every shortcut I have learned in over twenty years of experience and crammed it into two hours of dynamite packed skill so that you can learn all the shortcuts that take most people years to discover! This package has been tweaked and perfected countless times and built into a rock solid course specifically made so that you can literally become a tile setter within moments of watching! "But Randy I don't need to know all of this stuff. My problem is simply _________________. " I Can Guarantee You, No Matter How Big Or Small Your Project Is, You Are Going To Come Out Ahead By Getting My Package. Here's Proof! How do I know for sure? It's simple math. Let's assume you do have a small job that doesn't require all the information in my package. Can you afford to make a simple mistake? Let's take Ceasar for example: "That worked perfect!" (in audio) Caesar New Orleans Click play to listen Hey Randy my name is Caesar and I'm calling from New Orleans. I went ahead and downloaded that video on how to cut a circle out of a tile and that worked perfect! Thanks for the tip and I hope you make some more videos. Caesar had a simple problem.
He simply needed to know how to cut a circle out of a tile. It only took me about 3 minutes in one of my videos to show him how to do it. How much do you think that one simple problem would have cost him if he didn't watch the video? We're not even going to take into account the time and headache it could have cost him. Let's simply talk brass tax. On average a piece of tile costs about two dollars. Even though Caesar is trying to do this all by himself, we are going to be modest and assume Caesar is a total genius with an IQ of 180 (his mom must be very proud) and he only breaks 10 tiles while trying to make a circle. $10. 00 × 2 = $20. 00 That's 20 bucks for one simple problem! Aren't you glad Caeser got my package? "After watching the video I figured it out in a heartbeat!" (in audio) Jonathan Brewer Tennessee Click play to listen Hi, this is Jonathan Brewer. I'm calling from Tennessee. I ordered Randy Davis's videos from the Internet. I was a little skeptical at first because it seemed it wasn't going to be what I needed. But, I ended up watching the videos.
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19 Comments

  1. Comment by Luke @ 02/22/07, 01:33

    the videos really aren't that long. I'm going to show you the correct way to cut your tile to ensure you get the slice you need.

  2. Comment by Tyler @ 02/23/07, 10:05


    He simply needed to know how to cut a circle out of a tile. We will ship anywhere in the world.

  3. Comment by Nicole @ 02/24/07, 19:43

    However, assuming you have an average IQ of a twelve year old and the motivation it takes to pick up a few tools and watch me on TV for two hours you can do this and do a damn good job too! However, just so that you don't think I'm some weirdo who is just trying to take you for a ride I want to let you in on something. So if my package is not everything I say and more you can call me and cuss me to the moon.

  4. Comment by Julian @ 02/26/07, 06:59

    However, using this one short cut I'm going to show you, you could not only save the entire tile job but it is so effective that. It is literally as easy as clicking a few buttons.

  5. Comment by Wyatt @ 02/27/07, 15:53

    See How To Lay It Out.
    After we ship them to your home, you simply pop them in your DVD player and watch them on your TV! I can hear you now, "Oh great Randy.

  6. Comment by Landon @ 03/01/07, 03:54

    Sure, I could have filled them up with tons of fluff to impress you but that's not what you want, is it? In each video I get straight to the point and walk you through it step by step. The last thing I want you to do is end up ripping it up and starting over.

  7. Comment by Lauren @ 03/02/07, 13:38

    And you can do it in front of my wife! 4. So you can literally be watching my videos within minutes of placing your order! Burn it to a dvd if you like or simply watch it on your monitor! N ote: Orders will also be sent to your home.

  8. Comment by Madison @ 03/03/07, 23:32

    However, you also have the option of downloading the videos on your hard drive. There are some mistakes that may seem small but can cost you the entire job.

  9. Comment by Thomas @ 03/05/07, 07:26


    One of my problem areas was what to do around the toilet in the bathroom. So if my package is not everything I say and more you can call me and cuss me to the moon.

  10. Comment by Benjamin @ 03/06/07, 18:14

    There Is No Substitute For The Skill You Are About To Learn And The Money You Are Going To Save! From the desk of: Randy Davis Date: D ear future tile setter, The internet is full of big fat liars. your friends will swear you've been doing this for years! Installing Backer-Board.

  11. Comment by Hunter @ 03/08/07, 00:47

    However, I seriously doubt you'll find that necessary once you see how easy it is. I'm going to show you the correct way to cut your tile to ensure you get the slice you need.

  12. Comment by Victoria @ 03/09/07, 10:06

    The tricky part is not making any mistakes. After watching the video I figured it out in a heartbeat.

  13. Comment by Taylor @ 03/10/07, 19:33

    It's almost ridiculous when you think about it! Have you ever watched someone lay tile? It's really not that hard once you know the do's and don'ts. your friends will swear you've been doing this for years! Installing Backer-Board.

  14. Comment by Christian @ 03/12/07, 06:08

    View our free demo! Simply click below and watch the video for yourself! Click here for our demo! (opens up in new window) Note for dial up users: Yes, some of our videos are bigger than others and may take longer for you to load. How much do you think that one simple problem would have cost him if he didn't watch the video? We're not even going to take into account the time and headache it could have cost him.

  15. Comment by Cameron @ 03/13/07, 14:25

    5 Reasons why you should believe my package is everything I say and more. I have worked in the ceramic tile industry for over 20 years.

  16. Comment by Alexa @ 03/14/07, 21:39

    See it in action! You may not even need the saw but just in case you do I show you exactly how to use it safely and effectively. However, once again we will try to be modest (Remember we're pretending Jonathan did not get my package).

  17. Comment by Nicholas @ 03/16/07, 06:51


    Who wants some stranger in their house leaving a big mess while charging you a fortune for a so-called "good job" when you can do it yourself for less than the price of one box of tile? I sure as heck don't and neither do you or you wouldn't be here. $10.

  18. Comment by Aaron @ 03/17/07, 17:06

    Tile Made Easy Attention: If you are serious about doing this yourself while saving time and money then. 2.

  19. Comment by Kennedy @ 03/19/07, 02:16

    This way, once they are downloaded, you can watch them over and over without waiting. I'm very precise and I teach it in a way that you can understand and pick up what I'm saying fairly quickly.